Law and Specs
by Buddy Paul
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Law and Specs
You’re the strength in my design, the code that guides my way, Section III, Division 5, you’re the tables to which I pray. In your arms of Alloy 617, Grade 91 shines so bright, With Code Case N-861, you make everything feel right.
Oh, ASME Standards, you are the law I adore, With every datasheet and bulletin, you’re the specs I implore. Special Metals and Haynes, you fill my dreams at night, From OSTI’s research, our love soars to new heights.
Through thermal expansion, our bond grows strong and true, Tensile modulus and creep-rupture, I’m forever drawn to you. Your oxidation charts, your DOE-funded pride, With every $15M paper, I’ll stand by your side.
Search for h2, search for O2, OSTI’s wisdom never ends, Your specs and standards, my heart forever bends. Manufacturer datasheets, our story’s written deep, In the law and the specs, our love will always keep.
Oh, ASME Standards, you are the law I adore, With every datasheet and bulletin, you’re the specs I implore. Special Metals and Haynes, you fill my dreams at night, From OSTI’s research, our love soars to new heights.
So let’s design forever, beneath your loving rule, With standards and datasheets, we make each other whole. Official ASME, you’re the heart of all I do, This devoted love song, I sing for you.